Not intended to be a factual statement
U.S. Senator Jon Kyl’s less than factual statement has made its way onto Twitter, providing users with some serious laughs at Kyl’s expense.On April 8th, an emphatic Kyl took the Senate floor to make the following misguided statement: "Everybody goes to clinics, to doctors, to hospitals, and so on. Some people go to Planned Parenthood. But you don’t have to go to Planned Parenthood to get your cholesterol or your blood pressure checked. If you want an abortion, you go to Planned Parenthood, and that’s well over 90% of what Planned Parenthood does.”Well, it quickly came to light that this little statement is not quite true. And by not quite, I mean not even close. It turns out that a mere 3% of the organisation’s work is related to terminating pregnancies, while "well over 90%” relates to preventative health care services.In a perhaps even more concerning (and humorous) follow up, CNN anchor TJ Holmes addressed the topic telling viewers that, "we did call [Kyl’s] office trying to ask what he was talking about there. And I just want to give it you verbatim here. It says, ‘his remark was not intended to be a factual statement, but rather to illustrate that Planned Parenthood, an organisation that receives millions of dollars in taxpayer funding, does subsidize abortions.’”Not surprisingly, people everywhere began Facebook, blog and Twitter bashing the Arizona Republican for his interchangeable use of factual and "non factual” statements. Among his critics is comedian and talk show host Stephen Colbert, who slammed the Senator on an episode of his Comedy Central show, the Colbert Report.The next day, Colbert began tweeting a series of ludicrous rumours about Kyl with the hashtag "#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement.” The series began with, "Jon Kyl is one of Gaddafi’s sexy female ninja guards #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement,” and since then, there have been more than 30 such tweets.Some other particularly colourful ones include:
- In 2009, Jon Kyl lost $380,000 wagering on dwarf tossing.
- Jon Kyl calls the underside of his Senate seat: "The Booger Graveyard.”
- Jon Kyl is an accomplished nude hula dancer. He is not welcome in Hawaii.
- Carly Simon wrote that song about Jon Kyl.
- Citing religious reasons, Jon Kyl refuses to utter the number 8.
- Legally, Jon Kyl cannot be within 100 yards of Helen Mirren.