1. BEHIND THE SOFA
Coins! Lint! Offspring! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behind_the_sofa
2. GNAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?
Call me a hypochondriac, but I think I have this. That's why I said all those dreadful things at the office party last Christmas.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymothoa_exigua
3. COMEDY – IT'S NO LAUGHING MATTER
That's not just because you can laugh your head off.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_from_laughter
4. THE SOLUTION TO, A CAUSE OF, ALL YOUR PROBLEMS
Why would anyone need another hole in the head? Isn't seven enough?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trepanation
5. BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE
What caused this earth scorching event in Mother Russia? Nuclear explosion, UFO or extra spicy cabbage soup? Only the physicists know for sure:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunguska_event6.
THEY COULD READ MINDS
But when their funding was cut they acted surprised:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate_Project7.
NECKS, PLEASE
You expect mythological beasts to be unbelievable but this is a bit of a stretch:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rokurokubi8.
ONLY THE HITS
Hey – it's better than what's on ZMFM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Numbers_station
9. SOMETIMES THE CURE IS WORSE THAN THE DISEASE
Good news, you're all healed. Now it's time for another kind of therapy.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maggot_therapy
10. CATS - DOGS I guess you could say it's 'pelting' down.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raining_animals
